1st of all facebook is down lah dei,bcse of some maintenance
thingy.rawr.today was abit abit busy lah,had to go to college
to settle some things,not yet finished and erm went to the bank
lor =) hahah and just came back yam cha with kar how,help him with
his essay for his interview or something,erm and im so bored lah.haha
i feel like i want to go watch movie lah,anyone up for it?ehh ehh i watched
KNOWING last two weeks,very super chun wei,seriously i worth the time and money =)
trust me!!
hahas alright la i want to go and sleep adi =) good nights everyone!!
ps: erm,there goes my car =(
pss: good night!!
(yay!!easter is around the corner =P)
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There were three construction workers and each of them always ate the same thing for lunch:
1st worker :"I'm tired of sandwiches it's always sandwich, sandwich, sandwich!" 2nd worker:"I'm sick of tacos! urgh..."
3rd worker : "Ahh how i hate beans! I eat them everyday!"
The second day it was the same thing for lunch.
1st worker : " If tomorrow I get sandwiches for lunch I'm going to jump from that bridge and kill myself!"
2nd worker :"One more taco and I'm jumping off that bridge and killing myself!" 3rd worker : "Beans again? If there's beans for lunch tomorrow I'm
gonna jump from that bridge and kill myself!"
And yes, as always, the next day they had the same thing for lunch.
So all of the three men jumped from the bridge and killed themselves.
The wives of the men were really sad and were crying for their husbands.
1st wife : "I would've never packed him sanwiches for lunch if I knew he would do that!"
2nd wife :"I would never had packed him tacos if I knew that would happen!"
3rd wife :"I wouldn't pack him beans if I knew that would happen but I don't get why he did that since he packed his own lunch!"
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