Sunday, April 12, 2009

what can I do ?

I just feel likenow,feel like giving up in so many things!
but,no i will not even if many things in this life may go wrong,i shall always be
strong in the Lord and yes lord i will never give up !!
but =(

why,why why ??why do this kind of things have to come up in life and go wrong ? why ?
i cannot answer this question at all =(

but the only way i feel secured,protected,and answered is by praying to my Father.

Isaiah 41:10
So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.

times of trials is so tht u can rise up and stand again and to always persevere ! i've to learn to
and to stand again,so cheers !!
i sorry for this sad post.but this is hw i feel better by expressing my =(
so here's something for you guys to =) at.

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There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

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A fruit farmer hired two new workers for his fields, but before he sent them out for the day's work, he told them he had just one rule: don't steal any fruit. The two agreed to obey the rule.

After the day was over, the two workers came in to report to the farmer. He asked them if they had stolen any fruit, and immediately their conscience forced them to tell the truth.

"Yes, we did. We ate some when we got hungry," they said.

The farmer replied, "Ok, here is your punishment. I want each of you to go pick ten of your favorite fruit and come back to me."

The men couldn't believe their ears. This seemed more like a reward than a punishment!

After fifteen minutes, the first thief came back with ten cherries. The farmer promptly told him that as part of his punishment, he would have to stuff each cherry up his nose. The thief was upset about this, but he knew he had done wrong, so he slowly began to push the cherries up his nose one by one.

As he was working on the third cherry, he began to laugh hysterically. The farmer asked him, "What's so funny?"

The thief replied, "The other guy is out there picking watermelons!"


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

lame post =)

Erm =) haha here am i again =) allhamdulilah !! =P
1st of all facebook is down lah dei,bcse of some maintenance
thingy.rawr.today was abit abit busy lah,had to go to college
to settle some things,not yet finished and erm went to the bank
lor =) hahah and just came back yam cha with kar how,help him with
his essay for his interview or something,erm and im so bored lah.haha
i feel like i want to go watch movie lah,anyone up for it?ehh ehh i watched
KNOWING last two weeks,very super chun wei,seriously i worth the time and money =)
trust me!!
hahas alright la i want to go and sleep adi =) good nights everyone!!

ps: erm,there goes my car =(

pss: good night!!


(yay!!easter is around the corner =P)
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There were three construction workers and each of them always ate the same thing for lunch:

1st worker :"I'm tired of sandwiches it's always sandwich, sandwich, sandwich!"
2nd worker:"I'm sick of tacos! urgh..."
3rd worker : "Ahh how i hate beans! I eat them everyday!"

The second day it was the same thing for lunch.


1st worker : " If tomorrow I get sandwiches for lunch I'm going to jump from that bridge and kill myself!"

2nd worker :"One more taco and I'm jumping off that bridge and killing myself!"
3rd worker : "Beans again? If there's beans for lunch tomorrow I'm
gonna jump from that bridge and kill myself!"

And yes, as always, the next day they had the same thing for lunch.
So all of the three men jumped from the bridge and killed themselves.

The wives of the men were really sad and were crying for their husbands.


1st wife : "I would've never packed him sanwiches for lunch if I knew he would do that!"

2nd wife :"I would never had packed him tacos if I knew that would happen!"

3rd wife :"I wouldn't pack him beans if I knew that would happen but I don't
get why he did that since he packed his own lunch!"

Monday, April 6, 2009

yeashh =)

Hey everyone =) haha i know lah im sorry for not updating lah !!
haha okay i'll try to update everyday frm today kay insya allah =P
haha so yeashh im totally back frm National Service !! honestly it was
fun and really intresting.if any of you get just go trust me,it will be awesome =D
i meet like crazy alot of chunted friends!!friends make the days in NS
more intresting lah.seriously i miss all of them lah !!
i meet some of them last saturday and meeting them today again !!
haha so all i did last week was just going out and meeting people !!
i went with my youth pastor to sunway college on wednesday to
meet some of his friends there and yeap i personally meet all my old friends
whom i dint meet like crazy donkey years lah,haha and after that i came back
home around 12 am and daniel called me to teman him at mc'ds near
centerpoint cse he was studying for his exam on the next day=P so
drove there and guess what we were chit chatting but of course he
was studying lah until 5o'clock =) haha and what's his usual question
when he meet me - joe who you like now lah ?? =P hahaha too much ah.
so yeap im having fun lah and to my class mates of course i miss
you guys lah no doubts lah =) school is intresting lah i want to go back to
school!! too bad cannot =( haha okaylah guys i'll update tomorrow =)
see ya .. and as usual lah my post mesti end with a story or joke kan
so here =D


( last yrs's christmas dinner=P)
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There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business. They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower. The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage.

They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage. WHY? Because their garage was on the second floor.

After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving. They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers. They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi.

They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY? Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi.

After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.

They decided to rest for a while & started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY? Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind.