Hi everyone,so yea its here i mean spm,arghh i know you all will be asking what is this dunggu boy doing here and not studying =P
haha but have to chill abit mah !! hehe
i really hope i will do well la,cse its scary la and ahh school will be over soon,sad la..=(
i think this will be a short post and i guess i will stop here,
have to go and study some soalan bocor's =P
haha nola,joking only !! take care everyone!!
ps: good luck to every 08' spm taker's =)
pss: i will try my best to stop driving without license,not good!
psss: its scary !! ahhhh
as a usual thing i will end with a lame karangan !! heee
i will doing my karangan tomorrow and i hope i wont write like this wei !!heeee cheers !! =)
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Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia.. lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cubamenyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Tonight will be the night i will fall for you over again =]
Hey wonderful,lovely,great,amazing people =) haha (simple, whoever that's reading my blog lah ! hee)
i'm so lazy to blog nows-a-days la. 'someone' ask to blog since i'm online lo cause always i will say i will update but i always never. and hey 'someone' you know who you are lah =) tsk tsk
haha
Just a update :
ohh..i went out with my youth pastor (cell leader) and my whole cell lah we
went to KL last saturday .hehe you know for what ??
haha..just to eat Fried Chicken..cause Rich said the fried chicken there is nice..
hehe and altogether we went about at least 20 people and it was fun lah getting to know some people while in the van..hehe
and me and ryan became some friendly and started waving at some unknown people and the other guys all also started to do that,and it was like if we wave at someone u will see the whole van waving at that particular person,scary right ?haha and so good u know we even wished 'selamat hari raya' even to the
lady at the tol there and she was like laughing !! (i wonder why) hehe!!
cut the long story short la,right once we reached the
fried chicken place right u know what ,
that guy who supposed to be selling the chicken right went for a wedding =.= !!
issh that guy wei .too much weei !! haha we rushed all the way from
subang to kl through the jam and stuff
and that guy wasn't there!! so we all decided to eat char kuew teow lo
since we were just sitting infront of the stall and right after that we walked
just further down and some of them went for a second round of some
kari mee .hehe i wonder how they can tahan lah.and then right me,devan and eugene
went and ordered the sup and u know what the sup kambing and the sup ayam tastes the same,no difference !! so many things to complain hehe.
ohh yeah, my trials are all over =) yeash !! ohh noo which means spm is near!!! arrgghh
scary lah spm !!
okay lah people,i think i should go and sleep now already,since the 'someone' have
to go also already =) ehhee
p.s: its seriously scary la how each day goes by so fast .
p.ss: good luck to all the pmr candidates =)
p.sss: eh someone,ur a nice someone lah =) (abit lame right) nvr.
good nite guys !!
here's a lame joke la before you get bored with my post =) haha
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An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "what are the green fees?".
St. Peter said, "This is heaven, you play for free."
Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.
"How much is it to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" St. Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
After hearing that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. St. Peter and the wife both tried to calm him down, asking what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!" =)
[if not laugh at least smile lah]
i'm so lazy to blog nows-a-days la. 'someone' ask to blog since i'm online lo cause always i will say i will update but i always never. and hey 'someone' you know who you are lah =) tsk tsk
haha
Just a update :
ohh..i went out with my youth pastor (cell leader) and my whole cell lah we
went to KL last saturday .hehe you know for what ??
haha..just to eat Fried Chicken..cause Rich said the fried chicken there is nice..
hehe and altogether we went about at least 20 people and it was fun lah getting to know some people while in the van..hehe
and me and ryan became some friendly and started waving at some unknown people and the other guys all also started to do that,and it was like if we wave at someone u will see the whole van waving at that particular person,scary right ?haha and so good u know we even wished 'selamat hari raya' even to the
lady at the tol there and she was like laughing !! (i wonder why) hehe!!
cut the long story short la,right once we reached the
fried chicken place right u know what ,
that guy who supposed to be selling the chicken right went for a wedding =.= !!
issh that guy wei .too much weei !! haha we rushed all the way from
subang to kl through the jam and stuff
and that guy wasn't there!! so we all decided to eat char kuew teow lo
since we were just sitting infront of the stall and right after that we walked
just further down and some of them went for a second round of some
kari mee .hehe i wonder how they can tahan lah.and then right me,devan and eugene
went and ordered the sup and u know what the sup kambing and the sup ayam tastes the same,no difference !! so many things to complain hehe.
ohh yeah, my trials are all over =) yeash !! ohh noo which means spm is near!!! arrgghh
scary lah spm !!
okay lah people,i think i should go and sleep now already,since the 'someone' have
to go also already =) ehhee
p.s: its seriously scary la how each day goes by so fast .
p.ss: good luck to all the pmr candidates =)
p.sss: eh someone,ur a nice someone lah =) (abit lame right) nvr.
good nite guys !!
here's a lame joke la before you get bored with my post =) haha
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An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "what are the green fees?".
St. Peter said, "This is heaven, you play for free."
Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.
"How much is it to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" St. Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
After hearing that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. St. Peter and the wife both tried to calm him down, asking what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!" =)
[if not laugh at least smile lah]
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Joseph thinks you should =)
hey have you watched the who wants to be a millionaire ?
this is something like that but a funny version =) enjoy !
And sorry din't blog for quite some time.hehe
was busy with alot things and with my trials and stuff =) good boy study mah!!hehe
Hey and i watched the footstool players at my friends church last sunday(though it was a long day) together with some other guys and the play was called 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love',man seriously it was good and i really enjoyed it=) and i meet pui yee there hehe..and and another funny thing is Colin Kirton remember's me .maybe cause i was in the drama seminar with him .hheeokalay guys don't want to bored you guys with words ! gotta go and continue with remembering the moral nilai's ! isssh !! take care people =)
p/s: it's annoying to have exams like 1 exam a day, and which goes on for 3 weeks!! i'll rather finish it one short !
p/ss: you may have troubles and difficulties but learn to overcome it and not cry for it ! it is meant to build you up =)
Monday, June 23, 2008
arrghh!
really dint like my weekend =( issshhh.
things pull me really down.or maybe i just have learn to surrender it to God.
i lost my P.Seni project =(
hw can i be so ...arrghh.nvr
as melissa says: must always smile =)
i'm trying.hehe.
take care lovely ppl!
things pull me really down.or maybe i just have learn to surrender it to God.
i lost my P.Seni project =(
hw can i be so ...arrghh.nvr
as melissa says: must always smile =)
i'm trying.hehe.
take care lovely ppl!
Sunday, June 22, 2008
tag tag tag =)
I was tagged by melissa =)
Name: Joseph Rajasingam
Sisters: 1 ( i always wanted a older sister )nvr.haha
Brothers: 2
Shoe size: 10.i got big legs.hehe melissa is half a size .
Height: 187cm i think .hehe.
Where do you live:petaling jaya
Favourite drinks: ice lemon tea is not bad =)haa.
Favourite breakfast:i like milo with chipsmore =)
Have you ever been on a plane : nop.
Swam in the ocean: yea.
Fallen asleep in school:last year .this year cannot spm is like just around the corner .
Broken someone's heart: i'm not sure .but if yes im really sorry =)
Fell off your chair: i think got .but it was my friends fault.he pulled the chair when i was sitting.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call:got.and sms too.
Saved e-mails: the important one's .
What is your room like:something like yours =)
What is the last thing you ate: rice .
Sore throat: now? nope.
Stitches: nope.
What's right beside you: my bass guitar and the amp.hehe
Do you believe in love at first sight: not really.
Like picnics: picnic is nice =)
Who was the last person you danced with: let me see.emm.
Last made you smile:melissa say i must always smile.so cant remember =)hehe.
You last yelled: i dint yell at anyone.=)
TODAY DID YOU...
talk to someone you like: err.. not today.
Kissed anyone: no.
Get sick: headache =(
Talked to an ex: NO.
Miss someone: biasa lah =)hehe.
Eat:yes!
Best feeling in the world: when i see you =)
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: nop.
What's under your bed: mayb some dust,haa.
Who do you really hate : i dont really hate .i just dont like.he annoys me alot .
What time is it now:its 1 minute before 12 am ohh.
RANDOM...
Q: Do you have any siblings: yes i do.
Q: Do you want children : of course i want.
Q: Do you smile often: yea. =)
Q: Do you like your hand-writing: i don’t care wan,hehe..
Q: Are your toenails painted:im a guy wei.so i dont .and if i did that i think i need some councelling =).haha
Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: sorry guys.i still love mine =)
Q: What colour shirt are you wearing: red..
Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday : err..played basketball and then went to subang rally.
Q: I can't wait till : i get my license.=).
Q: When did you cry last: for some reason
Q: Are you a friendly person:i think so .hehe.
Q: Do you have any pets: sadly no.
Q: Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: she's online in msn nw.so is that considered near?
Q: Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: yea. of course.
Have you ever crawled through a window?: when i was a small and cheeky boy.
Can you handle the truth?: i don’t know.
Are you too forgiving?: yeap.
Are you closer to your mother or father?: mother.
Who was the last person you cried in front of?: is pillow counted?haha..
How many people can you say you've really loved?: as in friends it can be numbered.
Do you eat healthy?: i suppose la.if not i wont be this big.haha.
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: emm.
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: yes.
How often do you go to church?: very often.every week.
If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?:chewie where are you.
Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: depends on the situation.hehe..
Are you confident?: mayb abit..
5 ppl i tag :-
Michelle Chun
Nick Ng
Kheng Yee
Laura Chien
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you know what i acctually did this tag thingy on sunday night i think.i thought i posted it until i checked my blog and i realised its not there.ohh no!haha.and i found it inside the drafts.i'm sorry mellissa for the lateness .hehe.
I hade my open day in school today.Thank God my most loved teacher Pn.Ng said im a good boy boy =)supprised huh ??haha.me too.and and she also said i have changed to a better person since i start attending church.good testimony emm.and yeap then i went back home.i wanted to join my friends for movie.too bad.mummy said cannot.hehe.okay.i gotta stop here and i have some homeworks and revision to do.so see ya guys and girls =)
Sunday, June 15, 2008
alaamaak!
hey people =)
trust you guys are doing great.hehe
sorry for the really late updated.sorry lah.hehe
and im still trying to get use to bloging.haha
so here it goes =
)
so yeap as some of u guys know we had a supprise birthday party at sunway pyramid and we had our dinner+party at pizza hut.it was seriously fun and we were laughing at the jokes so much and sam,me and sasa managed to play prank on jeremy and danielle.opps sorry guys hehe.ok sounds fun right.and the other best part was we forgot to pay for the food and all of us was like wanted to go back and sam,me and jeremy were the last once.so as we were at the lift i was like
me: ehh who paid for me just nw ah?hw much ah ?
sam:i thought it was you.or mayb jeremy.
jeremy:(blurly) ahh joseph i thought was you.
me:ahh.i dint pay lah.alamak.
haha.so we ran back to the place to pay.
and had a great week.haha enjoying all the fun although spm is around the corner ahh..i dont want spm.but i don't have the choice.
and yeap not to forget we had futsal yesterday.and devan cant even tahan for 15 minutes he kong adi.haha.and with all the jokes it really maked futsal fun,haha.
and for today we went to watch HULK-it's a really good movie.with the big huge green guy.i really enjoyed the movie and and after the movie we went to makan and ok i agree with nick tht waffle is not tht nice or maybe just the one at anw.haha.
okay lah.i think i will stop here.im getting really sleepy nw and ahh got school tomorrow its ok i believe it will be a great one .haha.so have a great week ahead and see ya people =)nite nite
p/s: nothing!!=)
trust you guys are doing great.hehe
sorry for the really late updated.sorry lah.hehe
and im still trying to get use to bloging.haha
so here it goes =
)so yeap as some of u guys know we had a supprise birthday party at sunway pyramid and we had our dinner+party at pizza hut.it was seriously fun and we were laughing at the jokes so much and sam,me and sasa managed to play prank on jeremy and danielle.opps sorry guys hehe.ok sounds fun right.and the other best part was we forgot to pay for the food and all of us was like wanted to go back and sam,me and jeremy were the last once.so as we were at the lift i was like
me: ehh who paid for me just nw ah?hw much ah ?
sam:i thought it was you.or mayb jeremy.
jeremy:(blurly) ahh joseph i thought was you.
me:ahh.i dint pay lah.alamak.
haha.so we ran back to the place to pay.
and had a great week.haha enjoying all the fun although spm is around the corner ahh..i dont want spm.but i don't have the choice.
and yeap not to forget we had futsal yesterday.and devan cant even tahan for 15 minutes he kong adi.haha.and with all the jokes it really maked futsal fun,haha.
and for today we went to watch HULK-it's a really good movie.with the big huge green guy.i really enjoyed the movie and and after the movie we went to makan and ok i agree with nick tht waffle is not tht nice or maybe just the one at anw.haha.
okay lah.i think i will stop here.im getting really sleepy nw and ahh got school tomorrow its ok i believe it will be a great one .haha.so have a great week ahead and see ya people =)nite nite
p/s: nothing!!=)
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