An Ah Beng a day keeps the doctors away ! =P

Hey =)
hohoho.im abit free and i wanted to blog so much.just dont
know why lar.so sudden=)haha.
Ehh i went for the dodgeball competition at cinileisure representing
my college.6 of us only la others all just came to support us =)
and we played againts Taylors Hartamas.and we WON =) yeashh!
super duper happy wei.haha and you know what happen ah,nvr you wont
know wan.i tell you all la.i enter the court with my team kan,
so i was the runner to get the ball la.so i took the ball and
suppose to ran back ma,so i ran back and then the other team
started to shoot at us already.okay then i saw the fella throwing
kan,so i threw my ball at him right,and you know kena his
most sensitive part wei,and he fell to the ground with pain,i was
like oh my gosh,i think i threw abit
too power already cause the doodgeball
is very very soft wan.so after he fell he's
out already mah.then suddenly my friend pass
his ball to me for me to shoot,dont know why he dint
want to shoot,so i got the ball the second time and i aim at
another fella and i threw the ball and guess what,kena
the fella's face wei and he took few steps back with pain.
i was like omgosh again?hahah.i was like happy abit cse
we are wining,but im killing people wei =P hahha.and at last we won by 3-0.
Then after that we shake hand,so i was like i'm sorry,i'm sorry.
i felt bad la.My next match is on monday =) same place
and time from 7-10 =) support me kay!!haha.

And i've finally finished with my this weeks exam,though
tomorrow morning got another moral paper=)hohoho.
hope it will be alright.and after that got to rush to
the csm meeting.Boleh lah.Anyway's i want to go and take
some rest then got to study =) see ya guys!! take care! =)




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Ah Beng’s Theory on English Spelling.

Aoccdrnig to Ah Beng's theroy on Enlgish, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr
the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and
lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not
raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

I think all of us can understand what Ah Beng wrote above. So he must be right. So Ah Beng can be quite clever after all. =P

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Ah Beng registered for helicopter lessons. After several lessons, the instructor allowed him to take the helicopter up on his own. All of sudden there was a loud crash and Ah Beng barely made it out of the crash. After his recovery, his instructor asked him, “Ah Beng, what happened to the helicopter I was certain you could fly it. Was there engine trouble ?”

Ah Beng replied, “No , the helicopter was fine. But then it became very cold so I switched off the fan lah ”. =)

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Ah Beng went to America for a holiday. In America, he fell madly in love with a girl called Mary Jane Hutchinson. It was love at first sight and they decided to get married immediately. So Ah Beng found a Pastor who agreed to marry both of them. While exchanging their marriage vows, the pastor asked , “ Ah Beng, will you take Mary Jane Hutchinson to be your wedded wife ? Ah Beng looked very confused and worried and replied, “Pastor, there must be some mistake, I am only getting married to Mary.

Why so serious?Have a laugh =)
Haha =)
thts all la from me!! take care!!

For You =)

Yo!! Hi everyone =)
aiyolah,well im sorry for not blogging for so long time due to my college and and other things,was carried away.haha.
My sem break is only 1 week which will be starting next week =D yay yay.hahah.
But then kan,this thursday,friday and saturday got exam wan.rawr them la.i mean the college=P haha. I'll blog more when i got my holiday kay =) haha t
Take Care guys.
And i wanted to put this ah beng joke very long ago=) here it is :
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Ah Beng’s Business Style

Ah Beng was involved in a terrible car accident. In the hospital, when he gained his consciousness, he called out for the nurse to know what had happened to him.

"I'm very sorry, sir, but you had involved in a very bad car crash". "Car crash! My Marcelly (aka Mercedes ) ! My Marcelly! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically. "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries. You've lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it", she said apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex piu leh ?" "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition and all your family members are here to see you".

Ah Beng asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them.

"Wife, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you"
"Son, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you"
"Daughter, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
Then with a worried look, Ah Beng said, "Aaaaiyoh……if all of you are here, WHO IS LOOKING AFTER THE SHOP?!!!

*I don't why i cannot add colour's and editing.erm =) haha. i'm sorry.

what can I do ?

I just feel likenow,feel like giving up in so many things!
but,no i will not even if many things in this life may go wrong,i shall always be
strong in the Lord and yes lord i will never give up !!
but =(

why,why why ??why do this kind of things have to come up in life and go wrong ? why ?
i cannot answer this question at all =(

but the only way i feel secured,protected,and answered is by praying to my Father.

Isaiah 41:10
So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.

times of trials is so tht u can rise up and stand again and to always persevere ! i've to learn to
and to stand again,so cheers !!
i sorry for this sad post.but this is hw i feel better by expressing my =(
so here's something for you guys to =) at.

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There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

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A fruit farmer hired two new workers for his fields, but before he sent them out for the day's work, he told them he had just one rule: don't steal any fruit. The two agreed to obey the rule.

After the day was over, the two workers came in to report to the farmer. He asked them if they had stolen any fruit, and immediately their conscience forced them to tell the truth.

"Yes, we did. We ate some when we got hungry," they said.

The farmer replied, "Ok, here is your punishment. I want each of you to go pick ten of your favorite fruit and come back to me."

The men couldn't believe their ears. This seemed more like a reward than a punishment!

After fifteen minutes, the first thief came back with ten cherries. The farmer promptly told him that as part of his punishment, he would have to stuff each cherry up his nose. The thief was upset about this, but he knew he had done wrong, so he slowly began to push the cherries up his nose one by one.

As he was working on the third cherry, he began to laugh hysterically. The farmer asked him, "What's so funny?"

The thief replied, "The other guy is out there picking watermelons!"

lame post =)

Erm =) haha here am i again =) allhamdulilah !! =P
1st of all facebook is down lah dei,bcse of some maintenance
thingy.rawr.today was abit abit busy lah,had to go to college
to settle some things,not yet finished and erm went to the bank
lor =) hahah and just came back yam cha with kar how,help him with
his essay for his interview or something,erm and im so bored lah.haha
i feel like i want to go watch movie lah,anyone up for it?ehh ehh i watched
KNOWING last two weeks,very super chun wei,seriously i worth the time and money =)
trust me!!
hahas alright la i want to go and sleep adi =) good nights everyone!!

ps: erm,there goes my car =(
pss: good night!!


(yay!!easter is around the corner =P)
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There were three construction workers and each of them always ate the same thing for lunch:

1st worker :"I'm tired of sandwiches it's always sandwich, sandwich, sandwich!" 2nd worker:"I'm sick of tacos! urgh..."
3rd worker : "Ahh how i hate beans! I eat them everyday!"

The second day it was the same thing for lunch.

1st worker : " If tomorrow I get sandwiches for lunch I'm going to jump from that bridge and kill myself!"
2nd worker :"One more taco and I'm jumping off that bridge and killing myself!" 3rd worker : "Beans again? If there's beans for lunch tomorrow I'm
gonna jump from that bridge and kill myself!"

And yes, as always, the next day they had the same thing for lunch.
So all of the three men jumped from the bridge and killed themselves.
The wives of the men were really sad and were crying for their husbands.

1st wife : "I would've never packed him sanwiches for lunch if I knew he would do that!"
2nd wife :"I would never had packed him tacos if I knew that would happen!"
3rd wife :"I wouldn't pack him beans if I knew that would happen but I don't get why he did that since he packed his own lunch!"

yeashh =)

Hey everyone =) haha i know lah im sorry for not updating lah !!
haha okay i'll try to update everyday frm today kay insya allah =P
haha so yeashh im totally back frm National Service !! honestly it was
fun and really intresting.if any of you get just go trust me,it will be awesome =D
i meet like crazy alot of chunted friends!!friends make the days in NS
more intresting lah.seriously i miss all of them lah !!
i meet some of them last saturday and meeting them today again !!
haha so all i did last week was just going out and meeting people !!
i went with my youth pastor to sunway college on wednesday to
meet some of his friends there and yeap i personally meet all my old friends
whom i dint meet like crazy donkey years lah,haha and after that i came back
home around 12 am and daniel called me to teman him at mc'ds near
centerpoint cse he was studying for his exam on the next day=P so
drove there and guess what we were chit chatting but of course he
was studying lah until 5o'clock =) haha and what's his usual question
when he meet me - joe who you like now lah ?? =P hahaha too much ah.
so yeap im having fun lah and to my class mates of course i miss
you guys lah no doubts lah =) school is intresting lah i want to go back to
school!! too bad cannot =( haha okaylah guys i'll update tomorrow =)
see ya .. and as usual lah my post mesti end with a story or joke kan
so here =D

( last yrs's christmas dinner=P)
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There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business. They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower. The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage.

They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage. WHY? Because their garage was on the second floor.

After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving. They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers. They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi.

They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY? Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi.

After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.

They decided to rest for a while & started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY? Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind.

sedia,mula.ehh eehh tunggu!!

Hi everyone,so yea its here i mean spm,arghh i know you all will be asking what is this dunggu boy doing here and not studying =P
haha but have to chill abit mah !! hehe
i really hope i will do well la,cse its scary la and ahh school will be over soon,sad la..=(
i think this will be a short post and i guess i will stop here,
have to go and study some soalan bocor's =P
haha nola,joking only !! take care everyone!!

ps: good luck to every 08' spm taker's =)
pss: i will try my best to stop driving without license,not good!
psss: its scary !! ahhhh

as a usual thing i will end with a lame karangan !! heee

i will doing my karangan tomorrow and i hope i wont write like this wei !!heeee cheers !! =)

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Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia.. lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cubamenyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Tonight will be the night i will fall for you over again =]

Hey wonderful,lovely,great,amazing people =) haha (simple, whoever that's reading my blog lah ! hee)
i'm so lazy to blog nows-a-days la. 'someone' ask to blog since i'm online lo cause always i will say i will update but i always never. and hey 'someone' you know who you are lah =) tsk tsk
haha

Just a update :
ohh..i went out with my youth pastor (cell leader) and my whole cell lah we
went to KL last saturday .hehe you know for what ??
haha..just to eat Fried Chicken..cause Rich said the fried chicken there is nice..
hehe and altogether we went about at least 20 people and it was fun lah getting to know some people while in the van..hehe
and me and ryan became some friendly and started waving at some unknown people and the other guys all also started to do that,and it was like if we wave at someone u will see the whole van waving at that particular person,scary right ?haha and so good u know we even wished 'selamat hari raya' even to the
lady at the tol there and she was like laughing !! (i wonder why) hehe!!
cut the long story short la,right once we reached the
fried chicken place right u know what ,
that guy who supposed to be selling the chicken right went for a wedding =.= !!
issh that guy wei .too much weei !! haha we rushed all the way from
subang to kl through the jam and stuff
and that guy wasn't there!! so we all decided to eat char kuew teow lo
since we were just sitting infront of the stall and right after that we walked
just further down and some of them went for a second round of some
kari mee .hehe i wonder how they can tahan lah.and then right me,devan and eugene
went and ordered the sup and u know what the sup kambing and the sup ayam tastes the same,no difference !! so many things to complain hehe.

ohh yeah, my trials are all over =) yeash !! ohh noo which means spm is near!!! arrgghh
scary lah spm !!
okay lah people,i think i should go and sleep now already,since the 'someone' have
to go also already =) ehhee

p.s: its seriously scary la how each day goes by so fast .
p.ss: good luck to all the pmr candidates =)
p.sss: eh someone,ur a nice someone lah =) (abit lame right) nvr.

good nite guys !!
here's a lame joke la before you get bored with my post =) haha
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An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "what are the green fees?".
St. Peter said, "This is heaven, you play for free."

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.

"How much is it to eat?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" St. Peter replied with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.

St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."

After hearing that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. St. Peter and the wife both tried to calm him down, asking what was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!" =)
[if not laugh at least smile lah]